If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Interviewer: You know that you’re a role model to many young women. What do you say to them? Young girls, teenagers, they all love you very much.
shu t up jjust shut ur mouth shutup shut up
well first, i’d like to give a shout-out to my friend puberty
"what do you want to do with your life?"
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
Felt like this today ^^(via strength-in-sydney)
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over